Issue 4
10.27.2023
31 Bank Street, Sector 3-C, Courage East, Republic of Courage
ALL TRANSPORT STOPPED
With accidents happening and Courage raised to Community Quarantine, all transport has been stopped. You can’t go in, and you can’t go out. Highways, ferries, airplanes– all blocked. If you still travel, you will face a major fine and even jail time. It is not a good time for anything right now. While babypfp has become an almost benign virus by this point, an unknown disease known to cause sore eyes and general unwellness is spreading. We don’t know where it came from, and we don’t know its true power. All persons are to mask up and sanitize frequently. 5 cases, recorded over both halves and across a variety of sectors have been found. All transport is halted. There is no going out. Have a passport? You’re still banned for travel, like the rest of us. You can’t even enter! Distancing is difficult– but please, please attempt to keep your distance. Only open your mask when eating or drinking. And also, please don’t be gay. No humping, no rizzing, none of that. It could cause spread, and we already have so many problems. If this paper reaches other nations, know one thing– don’t go to Courage. Save yourselves. You don’t know who's next.
Zapote-Alabang project set to finish in 2 months
EAST COURAGE, Oct. 25– The owner of the Rein Construction and Trading Company, Sean Rein Villamor, announced in a public statement that the Zapote-Alabang project will be finished within the next 2 months thanks to an investment by Sunni.io Development Corporation totaling $5,000,000. This investment will be used to buy land and new equipment, he stated. The project, aimed at improving the transport links between East and West Courage with a shared rail-road system has received delay after delay since the project ran out of funding and workers 2 weeks ago. Here’s to hoping you’ll be on a train to the West in the next 2 months or so.
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What is the Consideration Theater?
CONSIDERATION, Oct. 25– In what could be called a last hurrah before the lockdown, our news crew visited the Consideration Museum for one last story. When you visit the museum, take the south entrance and youll be brought into the theater. Admission, believe it or not, is free! The shows cover a variety of topics such as:
We suggest visiting the theater once restrictions have loosened. The museum and theater are temporarily closed until further notice. Stay safe, and we hope you’re still alive by the end of this.
Florante and Laura play announced for next year
COURAGE, Oct. 27– With the sending of a text file, it was over. The wait was done. The Courage Theater Company announced the filming of a historical play following the classical narrative of Florante and Laura. While the topic is set, that’s about it. No actors, props, filming locations, and such have been announced. To register for the auditions, head on over to Courage if you are a citizen. If not, you are unfortunately unqualified to be an actor in the play. This activity is hoped to strengthen the Courage culture and to show the talents of the citizens by form of theatre. It is hoped that the end result will become that of wide acclaim, across the world. You might become the next great actor. At this point, who knows? The sky’s the limit for many.
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Hackers have the FNAF movie free
You heard that right. Hackers from the republics of Connection and Courage have secured the FNAF movie for free viewing. The movie was uploaded to https://flixtorz.to/movie/five-nights-at-freddys-1zn2m/1-1 less than 1 hour ago at time of publication. It is not known how it was hacked, but we only know one thing– we got it, and its 100% free.
The president of Seniora has stepped down
SENIORA, Oct. 27– The president of the secretive state, known only as Ms. Julie has stepped down from the presidency. Intelligence agencies around the world are looking for answers but think it involves personal affairs. With Seniora simply over the border from Courage, the news got out quickly. With many knocked into quarantine due to the virus, this video is exceptionally rare.