The Silly Times

Issue 1

10.14.2023

31 Bank Street, Sector 3-C, Courage East, Republic of Courage

A Pandemic on the Rise

The recent baby picture pandemic is on the rise in the Republics of Connection and Consideration. It as also reached the Republic of Courage, with a confirmed 3 cases in sections 2-E, 1-G and 2-G, all within West Courage. Authorities are trying to mitigate the spread of the virus by implementing policies meant to control the flow of individuals from other nations. Some measures you can take are to avoid physical contact with those of other republics. Travel to other nations only if necessary. With more than 5 confirmed cases within the continent of Aguilar, travel restrictions have been applied to the Republics of Consideration and Connection, barring any traveler from outside the continent from entry. Anthony Laurie Dumanglas, of the Centre of Disease Control for Connection is one of the world’s leading experts about this incoming virus.

Examples of those affected.

Videos of residents childhoods gone viral, current virus to blame

EAST COURAGE, Oct. 14—The childhood videos of multiple residents have surfaced on the internet and gained massive traction. This could be attributed as being due to the current virus, with one of the videos being from one of the affected. A video of Izzo Padilla of Sector 1-G has surfaced on the internet, showing him at about 10 years old. Ironically enough, he is one of the 3 cases of the virus.

“silly goobers” film series terminated 3 days ago, virus to blame

EAST COURAGE, Oct. 11—The widely acclaimed “silly goobers” film series has ended after 6 films. The cancellation has been attributed to stricter travel policies within the continent of Aguilar, a prime filming location for the films. A press release from within welxtr productions, the producer of the films, confirmed the cancellation on October 11, following 2 days of filming for the now-cancelled silly goobers 7. Once travel restrictions loosen, filming should continue, they said. This decision was after the actors and producer got stuck in Aguilar, after illegally immigrating to film silly goobers 7. The United Nations was forced to send Aguilar a memo to temporarily open borders in order for the film crew to leave.

One of the actors who was later trapped in Aguilar.

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