Skibidi Syndrome is a condition wherein a person, depending on the stage of seriousness, will begin exhibiting behaviour directly pulled from the viral "Skibidi Toilet" series. Children are most at risk due to the series' popularity on short-form video sites, and it's general allure to a younger, more gullible audience. If your child shows signs of skibidi syndrome, call help immediately. If not, it'll be too late.
Remember:
IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE SYMPTOMS, CALL A PROFESSIONAL IMMEDIATELY. Your child's life might depend on it.
1. Obsession with toilets
2. Jumps into a trash can reqularly
3. Sings the song "skibidi dop dop yes yes" almost nonstop
4. Will not talk about anything except skibidi toilet
5. Dreams of becoming a skibidi toilet character in the future
Treatment will depend on what stage the condition lies within your child. However, remember that if your child is diagnosed with a stage higher than stage 6, it will be increasingly difficult to cure the syndrome. Out of 500+ cases which reached stage 6+, only around 4 have been cured.
The table below should give you an idea on how to identify and treat someone with skibidi syndrome.
| Stage | Symptoms | Treatment | Commonality |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | At this stage, the syndrome is still benign. There are no adverse effects. | No treatment required. If needed, it's not stage 1. | Most of Gen Alpha (2012-2025), some of Zaplha (2010-2012) |
| 2 | The afflicted might start singing snippets from skibidi toilet. (sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, skibidi dop dop yes yes, etc.) | Allow the child to sing, but do not encourage. | Same as stage 1. |
| 3 | The afflicted will begin to convert to skibidism. They will also begin to sing the song in full. They may begin to be scared of toilets. | Get your child checked. Use citirizine or sleeping pills to make them sleepy in order to curb their internet usage. | Around 230,000 afflicted, mostly Gen Alpha. |
| 4 | The afflicted will randomly bust out singing the song in full. You will hear "skibidi dop dop yes yes" and "sticking out your gyat for the rizzler" very regularly. They will begin to talk about skibidi toilet, but only rarely. | Your child has visible skibidi syndrome. A hospital may be required. Limit screen time and give sleeping pills. If not possible to limit screen time, replace the content with other content, like normal kids shows and the like. | Somewhere around 100,000 afflicted, with about 97% being Gen Alpha. |
| 5 | Oh fuck. The afflicted will sing the songs atleast twice per hour. They will also have 1/4 of their conversations about skibidi toilet. May become annoyed at any critisism of skibidi toilet. Literacy may decrease. | Give your child an internet curfew. Put a firewall on skibidi toilet content. Get your child to be fond of other shows (tadc, bluey, spongebob, etc.) | About 45,000 afflicted, with only around 500 being Gen Z. |
| 6 | Your child is at the last curable stage. They will sing the song about 5 times an hour. They will say it in their sleep. They are speaking in Alphan, a dialect of English with some word shortenings (ik, iirc, ikr, etc.) and new words (gyat, rizzler, skibidi, fanum tax, dop, sigma) due to the internet. They are starting to denounce their religion, and replacing it with Skibidism, a religion-like cult with young children jumping into anything circular and acting like the toilets. | Disconnect the internet in its entirety. Encourage the child to watch television. Unfortunately, due to its spread, you child might lose any and all friendships made through skibidi toilet. Remember to guide them through the difficult time and help them as a parent. Pills are not recommended. | 23,000 Gen Alpha and 30 Gen Z affected (based upon an estimate by trustmebro.org) |
| 7 | The afflicted is mostly incurable. They have denounced any and all forms of religion except Skibidism. Around 2/3 of their conversations are about skibidi toilet. They will also watch on their iPad for upwards of 10 hours. They are being consumed. You will see them in a laundry basket singing the song. In fact, they are spreading the syndrome to fellow Gen Alphas. | One of the only cures for this stage of the syndrome is cocaine. With the child too high to watch, the afflicted will be prevented from the internet. However, some effects are permanent and will keep your child at a minimum of Stage 3. | 6,300 Gen Alpha afflicted (based upon a survey by old.trustmebro.org) |
| 8 | It's nearly over. Your child is talking about skibidi toilet all the time. They will not use a toilet, even in dire situations. They will cheer upon the sight of a camera, and cry at the sight of a toilet. Look into their history, and its all they've been watching for months. They dream about it and have nightmares about it, if they can sleep. Most of their schedule is skibidi toilet. It's all they do. Doesn't matter where you bring the child, doesn't matter what you do. That's all they think. They have renounced everything non-skibidi toilet and are uninterested in anything outside the series. | No cure. Cocaine will not do anything. Internet removal will result in uncurable stage 5. | Somewhere around 1,000 afflicted, all of which are Gen Alpha. |